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News 135, Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA - October 1, 1999
(Originally in English)

There was a primary school teacher who took her students to see an art gallery. There everyone looked, looked and looked, and one student kept pulling the teacher's dress, saying, "Teacher, Teacher, I think we'd better get out of here quickly." And the teacher said, "Why is that?" So the student replied, "If we stay here longer, everyone will think that we were the students who did all these paintings."

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