How Many Pieces?

News 130, Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Hsihu, Formosa - December 17, 1995
(Originally in Chinese) Videotape No. 516

A man went to buy a pizza, and the saleslady asked him, "Do you want it cut into smaller pieces? It will be more convenient for you." The man agreed. Then the saleslady asked him again, "Do you want it cut into six or eight pieces?" The man answered, "Six is fine. Eight will be too many for me to eat them all."

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