Leftovers

News 105, Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Geneva, Switzerland - May 3, 1999
(Originally in English)

Once a lady said to her waiter in a restaurant, "Would you bring a bag for me so that I can carry home the leftover food for my dog?" And then her six year old son said, "Oh, mommy, are we going to get a dog?"

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