Honey Words

News 120, Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida Center, USA - October 4, 1999
(Originally in English)

A man said to a woman, "Darling! Without you, everything is dark and dreary. The clouds gather, and the wind whips the rain. Then comes the warm sun; you are like a rainbow to me." And the woman asked, "Is this a proposal, or a weather report?"

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