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Guilt on the Installment Plan

News 149, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA • May 13, 2002
(originally in English)

There was a man who wrote the following letter to the IRS, the office where you pay your taxes: “I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income taxes. I understated my taxable income. And therefore, I am enclosing a check for $150 to your office with this letter. If I still can’t sleep, I will send some more.

   

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