News
141, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida Center, USA • February 14, 1999
(originally in English) Videotape No. 634
A
man went into a dangerous place, where there were nails and stones
everywhere. So he took his shoes off, hung them up and walked all
over the area. Then he got injured and began to bleed from his ankles
and feet. So he had to go to the hospital for treatment, and the doctor
said, “My God! Didn’t you wear any shoes?” And the
man said, “Yes, but I took them off.” So the doctor said,
“Are you crazy? Why didn’t you wear your shoes?”
And the patient said, “Are you crazy? Look at my feet! If I
had had my shoes on, what would have become of them?” 
