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149, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA • December 28, 2001
(originally in English) Videotape No. 735
There
was a man who checked out of a hotel, and after he went out, he realized
that he had forgotten his umbrella so he went back inside. But by
the time he entered the hotel again, a couple had already rented his
room, and they were on their honeymoon. The man proceeded to his room,
but just as he got near the door he heard a man ask, “Whose
hand is this?” And a woman said, “It’s yours.”
Then the man said, “Whose mouth is this?” And the woman
answered, “It’s yours.” Next the man said, “And
whose nose is this?” and the woman replied, “It’s
yours.” So the man outside the room said, “Please, when
you get to the umbrella, it’s mine.”
