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	Teachings Master Tells Jokes Motivated by Myopia!
Animals Body Children Courage Dreams Earth Ego Emotions Enemies ETs Family Life Love Marriage Mind Money Peace Positive and Negative Power Profession Reincarnation Sex Yin and Yang	Motivated by Myopia! News 140, Master Tells Jokes Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai Florida Center, USA • February 14, 1999 (originally in English) Videotape No. 634 There was a man who said, “I work myself to death because I’m nearsighted.” And so his friend asked him, “Why? What does nearsightedness have to do with you working yourself to death on your job?” Then the man said, “Because I can never tell when the boss is coming. So I always have to work very hard!”	Ahimsa Buddha Chakras Enlightenment Free Will God Golden Age Group Meditation Heaven Islam Jesus Christ Karma Prayer Religions Samadhi Spiritual Practice Supreme Master Wisdom Wisdom Eye Bible Stories Master Tells Jokes A Case of Delayed Profits A Doctor’s Wise Investment A Little Misunderstanding A Miser’s Prayer A Very Patient Pooch A Very Polite Policeman An Inadvertent Admission An Unwelcome Honor Bad Acting Has Its Benefits Be Patient and the Proof Will Come Be Somebody before You Can be Nobody! Beaten for Nothing but Still Grateful Being the Boss Has Its Benefits Bride’s Surprise Emergency Room Surprise God Helps Those Who Help Themselves God’s Scrabble Game Good News or Bad? Guilt on the Installment Plan It’s Your Horse We Want, not You! Keep It Simple, Please! Like Attracts Like Like Father, Like Son Mother Knows the Best Motivated by Myopia! Newspaper Ad No One Is the Oldest! One Way to Get Back an Umbrella Out of the Hospital, Out of Money Psychic Mailman Needed Such a Good Boy! The Bait The Bribe that Backfired The Juror with a Secret The Same Action Yields the Same Result The Too Honest Speedster Tightfisted Till the End Today’s Special: One for the Price of Two Too Bad about God’s Dollar! Twenty-one Forever! We Share Everything! Who Got the Message? Who Really Paid for the Coat? Who’s on Vacation? *Master Tells Stories* *FAQ*
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