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Out of the Hospital, Out of Money

News 142, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA • December 28, 2001
(originally in English) Videotape No. 735

A patient met his doctor on the street, and after exchanging, “Hello, how are you?” and all that, the doctor said, “Are you OK?” And the patient said, “Yes, you were right. You told me that you would put me on my feet and that I would be walking again in no time, and you were right.” So the doctor said, “See? I told you. Since when have you been walking?” The patient answered, “Since I paid your bill and had to sell my car!”

   

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