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Mother Knows the Best

News 151, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA • December 28, 2001
(originally in English) Videotape No. 735

It was a couple’s wedding night, and the bride got all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour, an hour and a half and then two hours passed by, and her groom was still standing next to the bedroom window, looking at the moon and stars. So she couldn’t bear it any longer and said, “Honey, what’s the problem? Come to bed with me.” But the groom said, “No way.” And the bride said, “Why is that? It’s our wedding night.” And he replied, “Precisely. My mother told me that this would be the most beautiful night of my whole life, so I don’t want to miss a minute of it.

   

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