News 
            148, Master Tells Jokes
            Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
            Florida, USA • December 27, 2001
            (originally in English) Videotape No. 734
          
          There 
            was a man who repaired typewriters, and one day he was called into 
            a building to do a repair. So he went there, but when he looked for 
            a parking space, he couldn’t find one. In the big city sometimes 
            it’s difficult to find a parking space. So he parked in a no 
            parking zone and put a note on the windshield of his car that said, 
            “I’m Joseph Goldsmith, working inside the building” 
            to let the police know that he had to do some work. So when he finished 
            repairing the typewriter, he came out and saw another note next to 
            his note that said, “I’m Jeremy Flagler, police officer, 
            working outside the building.” With the note was a ticket. 
            
          