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145, Master Tells Jokes
MONDAY:
For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707
after 7 PM. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY
Notice: We regret having erred in R.D. Jones’ ad yesterday.
It should have read “One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone
948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 PM.”
WEDNESDAY
Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying
telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad
yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows: “For sale —
R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707
after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him.”
THURSDAY
Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed
it. Don’t call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected.
I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was
my housekeeper but she quit! 
