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150, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA • April 18, 2001
(originally in English) Videotape No. 729
On
their wedding day a new wife said to her husband, “From today,
we’re one; we’re married. So I don’t want you to
say, ‘It’s yours’ or ‘It’s mine.’
We have to say, ‘It’s ours.’” And the husband
said, “OK.”
The next morning, they were
in their honeymoon suite, which had only one toilet: It’s romantic
to share everything, but the wife was desperate to go to the bathroom
since the husband had been in there for a very long time.
So
finally she said, “Honey! What are you doing in there? Why are
you taking so long?” And the husband said, “Oh, I’m
sorry! I’m having trouble shaving our beard today because yesterday
you used our razor to sharpen our eyebrow pencil.” 
