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152, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida, USA • October 6, 1999
(originally in English)
Once
a patient was lying on a hospital bed feeling nervous because it didn’t
look like his doctor knew what he was doing. The doctor was discussing
the patient’s problem with other doctors and none of the other
doctors agreed with his doctor. So the patient became worried and
said, “Doctor, there must be a lot of doubts about my case,
right?” And the doctor replied, “Why do you say that?
No. Where did you get that idea?” So the patient said, “It
looks like all the other doctors disagree with you.” Then the
doctor answered, “Yeah, maybe a little bit. They don’t
agree with some points, but in a similar case last week I proved I
was right after we checked the patient’s dead body.” 
