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145, Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
International six-day Retreat in Youngdong Center, Korea • May
9, 2000
(originally in English) Videotape No. 696
There
was a millionaire who was having a heart attack, and he was taken
to a hospital emergency room. After he was admitted to the hospital
his three sons and four daughters walked up and down the corridor,
waiting, pacing the floor. When the doctor came out of their father’s
room, everyone jumped on him and asked, “Good news? Any good
news?” The doctor shook his head and said, “I’m
sorry, bad news!” And everyone said, “Bad news?”
And the doctor replied, “Yes. He’s going to live for a
very long time.”
